A fork of Rural Dictionary
The advice of someone with a high level of technical knowledge, or Technical Expertise. See Also: techspert
Thanks for your techspertise. I didn't know building your own computer could be so easy.
1.) A date where one may acquire a coyote arm.
2.) Usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) A person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.
1.) Person 1: Whoah! What happened to your arm?
Person 2: "I went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date."
2.) Person 1: What happened to you last night?
Person 2: I don't know. I went out, had a few drinks...the last thing I remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. Then this morning I woke up next to this fugly creature...I wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
Person 1: Ah...you had a coyote date.
3.) Person 1: If you have any more drinks, man, I'm gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
Person 2: ...
Code for "that's what she said" when you're in mixed or polite company.
Girl: I don't get this at all...it's so HARD!
Guy: Periwinkle.
A person overly fond of or as the word junkie would denote addicted to the nub (see also knob, cock, penis, wanker, etc).
Used as a negativism or insult either in anger or in jest.
Person 1: Person 3 is such a nub junkie.
Person 2: Yeah, a total bob-knobber.
Person 3: I heard that!
Person 1: Hey, gimme a dollar, I want to get me a coke.
Person 2: What? Do I look like your sugar daddy, you freaking nub junkie?
A CD that you've acquired somehow that no matter how hard you try, you can't get rid of it.
I once had this CD, and it was bad...like really bad. I couldn't get rid of it, no matter who I tried to give it to. It was an STDCD.
To harbor more than an average or normal fondness of or for something. A way to say you really like something.
I got mad love for the mexican food, yo. -or-
I have mad love for Robot Chicken! -or-
I have nothing but mad love for you, bro, but you gotta lay off the sauce...
When a piece of electronic equipment no longer works because someone let the "factory smoke" out. You see, every electronic device is built with factory smoke inside. If you or someone else were to damage it (water, physical damage, etc.) and let said smoke out, that equipment will no longer work.
Guy1: My digital camera stopped working. I spilled my drink all over it, and it started smoking.
Guy2: Oh, you let the factory smoke out. Looks like it's time to get another one.