Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Red Dirt Rump Ranger

1.) A homosexual male from central Oklahoma, characterized by its red dirt.
2.)can be used as an insult when used correctly, and is often comedic using its alliteration as a tool.

Person 1: ...duh...yo mama...
Person 2: Okay, you talk WAAAY too much smack for someone who never says anything, you freaking red dirt rump ranger!

by 3Dradio May 17, 2006

omgoogle

An expression of exasperation when someone should have heard of something already based on its wild popularity. Having this phrase used on you implies that you should use an internet search engine to look it up to save yourself from further embarrassment.

I have a question. - person 1

NO YOU CAN'T HAS CHEEZBURGER! - person 2

What? No, why would I want a cheeseburger, that makes no sense? - person 1

Omgoogle... - person 2

Oh...guess I should google it. - person 2

by 3Dradio October 30, 2010

rawkage

When something rocks (AKA rawks) or is cool, it can be said that said something possesses "rawkage".

darB: Man, that new car of ttaM's is awesome.
derF: It's a definite ping on the rawkage meter.

by 3Dradio June 20, 2007

anoradar

Anorexia radar. This is what one person experiences when he or she believes one of his or her friends is or is becoming anorexic.

"Have you seen Paul lately? He's a blip on my anoradar. I never see him eat anything."

by 3Dradio October 24, 2008

Verbal Jedi

A person who is exceptionally well versed in the art of the verbal bitchslap or verbal smackdown. This person may or may not have been burned on occasion, but is very quick witted, and is most often found doing the verbal smackdown.

Dude: Man, you're such a douche.
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...

by 3Dradio May 17, 2006

mindspun

A state of mind in which confusion results from a preoccupation of said mind, such as resulting from an infatuation with a current or potential-future significant other.

This week has been a blur. Ever since I met that girl, I've been completely mindspun.

by 3Dradio May 03, 2009

inbredneck

A blending of the two words inbred and redneck.

1.) A redneck considered so inept as to cause others to believe he is mentally challenged or inbred.
2.) An insult in a verbal pissing contest to those who are considered or conider themselves to be redneck. Like words are hick, hillbilly, etc.

1.) Person 1: Did you hear about (cletus)?
Person 2: No, I did not. What happened?
Person 1: He went deer hunting last weekend and the deer strapped HIM to the car.
2.) Inbredneck: If you don't like the way I drive, stay the hell off the highway. I pay taxes, so I can drive wherever I want, however I want.
Person 1: You were in the fast lane doing 40 next to an old man going the same speed and blocking traffic you damn inbredneck! If you'll notice, you'll see the signs that say "Slower traffic keep right."

by 3Dradio May 18, 2006