A fork of Rural Dictionary
The unique condition created when one either coughs or mainly sneezes with a fart in the chamber. Sometimes painful, usually embarrassing and hilarious; especially in church. Known in the past as a bazooka.
Wayne was mortified when he tatterassed during the benediction.
Someone/ something surprising shocking or unexpected. A person with an impulsive or unpredictable personality.
I can’t believe Joe got all the way to the way to the altar and said ‘I don’t.’ That was a real piss-cutter.
Lubrication teuton style
Ach. This is sticking. It needs some veinershlieder.
A telemarketer. A person who follows a script mindlessly according to a set pattern.
Roomba Joe is on the job. I interrupted his speech and he had to restart it.
A telemarketer who rigidly follows his sales script.
I interrupted a Roomba Joe during his pitch forcing him to start over.
A particularly loathsome person
Bernie Madoff was a straight-up butt nugget.