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Angerfist

The opposite of Happy Feet.

Ya know the movie "Happy Feet?" Well his mentally disturbed twin, Angerfist, just got out of prison, so that's fun.

by 3lectronicFan April 30, 2018

SCP-1471

An app that causes the user to be stalked by a figure in black robes with a canine skull for a head (designated SCP-1471-A). This creature is infamous in the SCP fandom for being an icon of furry trash.

My God, why is there so much hentai of SCP-1471? There’s just so fucking much. It’s ridiculous. They could’ve done something else, but no, they chose MalO ver1.0. motherfucking 0. It’s wasted potential, really.

by 3lectronicFan June 24, 2019

Godsmack

The event of being slapped so hard, that you have a brief hallucination of God himself descending from heaven with a disappointed look on his face, and saying "Boi! You really fucked up this time!" shortly before flying gracefully into the sky like a majestic eagle Sasquatch

Bitch! I will godsmack you!

by 3lectronicFan October 07, 2017

Queen Anne's Revenge

The sexual act of a man having his partner tie him to a fixed pole, then repeatedly whip him as he tries to hum the entire Pirates of the Caribbean theme song. This continues until the man successfully hums the song without a note being off key.

I still have rope burns from taking Queen Anne's Revenge from that thot I hooked up with last night.

by 3lectronicFan October 06, 2017

Majestic Eagle Sasquatch

Something ugly that acts in a manor considered to be graceful or beautiful.

She then ascended like a majestic eagle sasquatch into the heavens.

by 3lectronicFan July 05, 2019