Country Dictionary

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Rolly Crumpet

To take a poo or make stinky chocolate on the ground while waiting in the line at Walt Disney world to ride a ride or see an attraction publicly infront of everyone.

That kid just made a Rolly Crumpet! I guess he was waiting in line too long and couldn’t hold it in anymore .

by 420D-Portkid November 26, 2023

Cracklin Rosey

Cracklin Rosey The bloody blisters that form on a male after extended periods of time masterbating.

Check out this cracklin rosey on both of my hands!

by 420D-Portkid April 18, 2019

keep it breezy

To B.S. with one another. Have a conversation with a lot of exaggeration. Stretch the truth during a conversation.

See you guys later, keep it breezy.

by 420D-Portkid March 11, 2021

Big Dick Jeans

Very baggy or oversized jeans worn primarily by fans of the hip-hop/rap culture of the 1990s. Usually worn a size or 2 too large with a belt ridding below the waist also known as sagging.

Homeboy 1: Man , it’s 2021 why are you still wearing those big dick jeans. Those ain’t cool no more! LOL Homeboy 2: Don’t be hating on my style Homeboy. These jeans are the bomb diggity yo!

by 420D-Portkid February 18, 2021

dock gobbler

A person who works on the dock who works in logistics and receives inventory and exports goods.

What profession are you in? I’m a dock gobbler. I’m do shipping and receiving on the dock.

by 420D-Portkid December 21, 2022