Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

pancock

when a penis resembles the dimensions of a silver dollar pancake, not to exceed three inches in length,or four inches wide.

Man that fatass had a pancock so huge it barely fit in his boxers.

by 4thpostie March 30, 2009

penal sheath

the part of a dudes ball sack on which his cock,(man rifle) rests on, causing a depression .The larger the dick the more severe the sheath.

Dude that man has such a fat pancock that it dosent even fit in its penal sheath.

by 4thpostie March 30, 2009

disafuckingpointment

When someone or something is hyped up to be a success and falls completely short and sucks major dick.

Man i watched my son at his highschool baseball game, he is such a disafuckingpointment.

by 4thpostie April 16, 2010

sunday mormon

one who is hipocritical and only participates in his mormon studies when he has to , a lazy bloker.But is usually smarter than the average mormon because he has been in high school upwards of 20 years.

wow hes a real sunday mormon, he cussed all week at practice and didnt even show up for the sunday games because he had to read mormon scrolls.

by 4thpostie March 30, 2009