A fork of Rural Dictionary
Everyday of the year where you get to physically and verbally abuse a Jess/Jessica and they’re unable to retaliate. This is lots of fun for you to have with your melons called Jess.
“Oh heyyyy it’s bully a Jess day today” said linda
“Jess come here” said nicola
*punches jess*
Everyone: “looollllllll”
A mad lady who likes to have sex in water or with trees in the winter . Better watch out for these, might get harassed.
“That Jess is such a watery prostitute” said Tamzin
A word often used to describe teenage boys that are mongoles and have small dicks or manginas.
“Luke is such a waterpuff” Jess said.
A general dickhead who goes around branding themselves. Likes a shag here there and everywhere.
“That Luis is such a sket wagon!” says Sandra to Linda.
A general noncey guy who likes to touch children and their armpits. Often could be a child trying to sexually harass ladies.
“That Ollie is such a transit white van man, he’s always trying to touch me.” said Evie to Tamzin.