A fork of Rural Dictionary
A group of degenerate, retarded, unskilled tradesman who only work Tuesdays thru Wednesdays between the hours of 945am to 1137 am working with only the the least functioning of tools known to man. Stupidity is a common theme. Often getting by on sure luck. Normal lead by a king of the stupid thing they are getting over on everyone.
Team Prostock is at it again, three weeks to install the trim in one room. Sorry buddy, your stuck with team prostock. Who did you piss off to get stuck with team prostock
A traditional wedding ceremony held a the common meeting area in a 3rd world country village. The ceremony is usually conducted by the oldest living male resident or chief of the grooms village. The bride will wear the villages wedding gown and the groom wears white tuxedo with with shoes. Chicken ladders are assembled in preparation of the parade of chickens which is followed by the wedding party executing the 3 horned spotted goat. The brides family will put on a show of machete style fighting, followed by the grooms family offering of the pig. Once the vows are complete the cock fighting may begin and the happy couple is no longer brother and sister but also man and wife.
Jose cousin has the hot for him, once she turns 9 they can plan the Dominican wedding. Joe played air guitar at the Dominican Wedding.
a condition were one completely melts down at work after a long alcohol and drug filled weekend, usually triggered from a loss of a favorite sporting team. symptoms include but are not limited to, showing up late for work, being completely distraught and unproductive, excessive ranting about the prior game at hand, this individual may be very argumentative, maybe very sweaty, obsession will be obvious when discussing such sporting event, other signs include drinking large amounts of Gatorade, and also a long early morning coffee break. at this time the individual may appear to be coming down. Don't be fooled, the next round of symptoms are about to set in, they include multiple shit brakes at the porter potty, excessive vehicle searches, (one may not ever actually know what may be being looked for), also multiple meaningless phone calls may be in place, followed by lots of back and forth pacing for no reason at all, with random snack hours such as hole bags of potato chips or pretzels, the best way to combat this individual is to make it appear that you yourself are actually the problem. never confront with face to face altercation
Look out the birds lost there's going to be a Monday morning meltdown. The tragedy find a monday morning meltdown is that jose is the real victem here.
A toolbox in which the contents contain usually cheap broken tools, trash wrapper's, and tools stolen from other workers that somehow never are returned. Note if you question why your stuff is there the race card may be brought up or they may act confused and all of the sudden don't understand English anymore. It also is probably your fault if items they didn't return are in their procession.
I can not find my tape so I will have to check the Dominican toolbox.
This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.
Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night. Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
The final hour of the workday, The most unproductive time, usually cleaned up for the day and one could be dreaming of getting fucked up. One may take advantage and organize a lack of tools in their truck. Or perhaps working on their time card. The Energy level will increase due to the possibility of drugs and alcohol and watching 80s metal music on Facebook.
You know what time it is it's the eighth hour bitch Jose put your tools away it's the eight hour
The excessive and unproductive time one uses to fill out ones weekly time card. Often there could be many different drafts, and various levels of proof reading til a final draft is completed. Usually, task have to be exaggerated in order to look like a productive work week. Many times work is of what other employees have done. Time Card Hour will coincide with the need to get a really, really good clean up and also the need to blow out ( dust ) tool boxes.
We are not going to get much done today, time card hour and we need to get ready for the weekend at hand. Today's Time Card Hour last almost 3 hours.