A fork of Rural Dictionary
Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve? Steve: Um...masturbating Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
The opposite of a sausage fest. An event where the number of girls greatly exceeds the number of guys.
Dude, you have to come to this party, it's a total milk-jug fest.