A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl that is considered "pretty" by the low standards set by other girls residing in Elk Grove, CA, but would be a paper bagger anywhere else. They become increasingly attractive to guys with the consumption of alcohol. Typically a redneck, bro hoe, or just a slut in general.
-Aye, would you fuck her? --Maybe if I was schmammered, she's so Elk Grove pretty it's like an optical illusion.