Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Masturbate

When a boy practices having sex. He puts on some cream, then plays around with his meat until it produces some milk.

Yo, tomorrow I'm gonna have sex so I'm gonna masturbate to make sure I make milk.

by A Fellow User February 13, 2019

Goldigger

A girl that hangs around with boys that own a Porsche, Ferrari, Lamborghini, possibly Bugatti, or a huge-ass Mansion.(The girl wants him for all his money)

Yo I'm gonna get a date. Better hide my address and my Lambo so the goldiggers don't notice me. I want a real bitch who loves me for my penis.

by A Fellow User February 13, 2019

Cancer

Cancer is a disease that you can get from anything. It sucks! Fortanutely, Caillou is a victim of this plague, which is why US hasn't found a cure..

Dad: Caillou don't go to school! The are there can give U cancer! Caillou: Ok, if u say so. Dad: Wait, NRM GO TO SCHOOL YOU ALREADY GOT CANCER AND I DONT WANT YOUR SPOILED ASS IN MY HOUSE! GO GET ADOPTED BY ANOTHER FAMILY AGAIN!

by A Fellow User January 31, 2019