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Porsche

Among the finest sports automakers in the world. Founded by Dr. Ferdinand Porshce in Stuttgart, Germany, he created it because he didn't see the proper sports car out there for him. Porsche is famous for its large fanbase and great handling.

"I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself" Dr. Ferdinand Porsche

by Porshcephile December 06, 2008

Porsche

Robles (Paul Bates' character) described the Porsche best, in the 1990 movie "Crazy People": "Porsche.... It's a little too small to get laid IN.... But you get laid, the minute you get OUT."

That's more like it!

by Jason L. March 24, 2005

Porsche

What you say to your mum when she unexpectedly walks in and almost catches your search bar. Every lad has seen this Google suggestion

Typing..."por" Mum: what you searching for son? Me: i was only looking at Porsche's mum, honest, nothing dodgy

by CunningStunt May 21, 2015

Porsche

The ultimate mid-life crisis car.

When Carl noticed his receding hairline, the first thing he did was run out to the local Porsche dealership, where he bought a bright red 911 with a rear spoiler the size of a dinig room table.

by S_t_G April 06, 2005

Porsche

The best car manufacture on Earth. German precision engineering and total kick ass power. The 911 Turbo is and always will be one of the greatest cars ever. Porsche also manufactured German tank turrets during WWII. The Pzkpfw VI King Tiger used a Porsche turret.

"The Porsche 911 Turbo kicks all other cars asses." "Stuttgart Power!"

by D.E March 19, 2004

Porsche

A wonderful car made in Germany. Contrary to popular belief, it is pronounced "Pour-Shuh" not just "Poursh".

When you say Porsche wrong, you let the world know that you don't deserve one.

by Micheletti October 18, 2007

Porsche

the car that nobody needs, but everybody wants

Porsche…. It’s a little too small to get laid IN…. But you get laid, the minute you get OUT.

by Zeb Khan August 20, 2008