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Jizzbrained

Like a hangover, jizzbrained is the low, tired feeling from after sex, usually accompanied with a want for sleep.

Jane must have had a good night last night... she looks completely jizzbrained. Man, I just had makeup sex last night... I am so jizzbrained. I'm going to go home and sleep. Catch up with you guys later.

by A Friend Of Tyler Durden December 24, 2009

double chatting

trying to keep up with two chat conversations at once, sometimes falling behind in one or forgetting to talk to one person

hey, sorry i replied late, i was double chatting.

by A Friend Of Tyler Durden November 21, 2009

Tumblwhore

A Tumblr addict, making large numbers of unnecessary posts in a short amount of time. These posts are usually about nothing, and could easily be facebook stati, such as "Off to take a shower" or "I don't really feel like walking my dog. >.>"

Tumblrwhore: (8:30) I'm out of icecream. T_T Tumblwhore: (8:32) I think I'm going to go to the store to buy more icecream. Tumblwhore: (8:31) Any suggestions on what kind of icecream to get? I can't decide. Tumblwhore: (8:35) I'm gonna go to the store now! Can't wait for my icecream! :D Annoyed Follower: (8:40) OMG! NO ONE CARES! YOU"RE SUCH A TUMBLWHORE! THIS BLOG IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT FILMMAKING ANYWAY, WTF!? *unfollow*

by A Friend Of Tyler Durden October 17, 2010