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A way of pluralizing "status," used primarily by douchebags.

"Dude, Fred's stati are always hilarious" "Definitely, bro. Turn up the Jack Johnson."

-noun pl. of status. similar to fungi (pl. of fungus) and hippopotami (pl. of hippopotamus).

dude: fat kid & mo, what's your stati? fat kid & mo: we doin' stuff.

The accepted plural form of the word status on Facebook.

A: What are you doing at that computer all this time? B: Just updating some clever stati on Facebook

The plural of status.

Hey Bill how many Stati can this Project have?

Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.

I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.

Massachusetts State Police

I didn't make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.

A Boston slang term for a State Trooper.

Some statie pulled me over last night... He was a wicked asshole.