Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

benchmarks

Those suspicious white stains that you see on park benches after one of the_real_thraxz's busy nights on the town.

Jim: Good game lads, now let's sit on this bench to have a drink and cool down. Jake: Eugh, what's that suggestive white fluid on it? Jack: I think Thraxz's been doin' t'milk rounds for a bit of extra cash.

by A friend March 19, 2004

C.H.U.B.

Casey Holds Unlimited Booze. Casey being any girl who can party as well as the wildest guy you know but looks amazingly beautiful and graceful while doing it.

I'm going to try to sex up that C.H.U.B. girl by the end of the night.

by a friend January 20, 2005

Weed

Your Friend to help cheer you up when you are down your best friend when you want to get high. All other drugs will ruin your life.

Your friend is the guy smokin your weed. Your best friend is the guy lending u his pipe and giving you free weed. -Never smoke weed kids..., unless you are with a trained professional.

by A Friend September 14, 2004

chalupka

little house

A Chalupka on the praire.

by a friend February 03, 2003

The Wiz

a chain of failed electronics stores

lest go to that abandoned "the wiz" at the mall

by a friend July 21, 2003

gazoip

1. exclamation, used specifically when confounded by a mixed sense of excitement and befuddlement, sometimes with an added fear of the unknown. 2. onomatopoeia, the sound made when an exceedingly small mammal breaks wind.

1. dave: hey buddy, come get in the automobile. me and the guys have a super special suprise waiting for you involving a llama, some tinsel, and a small amount of silly putty. not gonna tell you where though. chaz: gazoip!! 2. bob: did i just hear a gazoip? phill: thats just my pet shrew farting.

by a friend June 17, 2006

spekle

(1) Super hot, cool, and utterly amazing (2) Special, in a strange voice

(1)/(2) Of course you're spekle!

by a friend July 22, 2004