Country Dictionary

The little gold stringy things you put on your christmas tree.

Hang that gold tinsel on the other side.

noun; unwanted manscape trimmings.
verb; to tinsel is to transfer unwanted manscape trimmings onto another during relations, as if to put tinsel on a christmas tree.

OMG, Peter didn't shower after manscaping and totally tinseled me. It killed the moment....

And itched.

Something sparkling or showy but basically valueless. Gaudy, showy, and basically blong.

~Didya see that thang on her finger?
~Tinsel. I bet her piece got it from a quarter machine, and said "Baby I got you this dyemond.

Worthless, wretched, useless, pointless. Derived from the silver, metallic strands that are strewn about during the holiday season; which are completely pointless and horribly messy. Used to describe someone's/thing's behaviour and/or actions.

"Did you see whast the boss was doing? He was totally organizing the damaged merchandise."-Employee 1
"Yeah, he's such a tool."-Employee 2
"He's very tinsel."-Employee 1

Cheap jewelry. Fake "bling". Quarter machine specials....

"that chics ring was totally tinsel"

when gray hair starts to creep into the hair on your head.

I got a haircut the other day to take out some of the tinsel.

a person who is flashy but worthless, similar to what a tool is.

Derrick thinks he is a pimp, but he's really a tinsel.