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GNU Turd

GNU Hurd combined with Turd to indicate crappy modified versions

ARRRGH. Another error? I'm using Linux instead of GNU Turd now.

AOL

Ask Out Loud

Thank you for signing up for AOL. You have been billed $999.99 from your bank account "1234-12**-****-**34". Your free trial ends in: 0 H 0 MIN 30 SECONDS <30 seconds later> You: Why did I have to pay $999.99 again? Tech Support: YOU ASKED ALOUD! NICE! NOW YOU GET A -30% DISCOUNT! Tech Support: ONLY $1300/30 SECONDS! ISN'T THAT A HUGE DISCOUNT!?!? Yes or yes? You: Just delete my accoutn.

Antivirus

Software whose only purpose is to alert you that there is a virus on your computer.

<downloads a game> Antivirus: THERE IS A VIRUS IN YIUR COMPUTER!!! <saves a Microsoft Word file> Antivirus: VIRUS DETECTED ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!