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The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds." Heavy: Laughs Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?" Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1 Team Fortress 2 Theme plays Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!" Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more." Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds." Heavy: Laughs Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?" Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1 Team Fortress 2 Theme plays Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!" Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more." Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays