Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hipster shit

Music so awful that its only use is to be flaunted as a fashion accessory by those obsessed with the idea of coolness; it remains perpetually "obscure" because no sane human being would listen to this music for pleasure.

Dan: Hey dude, I just got a limited-edition copy of We Are As The Romans Should Have Been's new EP - and on vinyl, too! It's Gregorian chants with a mambo beat - mind-blowing! Come listen! Ben: Ugh, no. You can keep your hipster shit to yourself. Dan: SCREW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!

by ACD8K November 21, 2011

vendor trash

An item found in a role-playing game that has no practical use other than being sold to a merchant; essentially a coupon for free gold.

The gems and jewelry in the first Baldur's Gate are vendor trash.

by ACD8K September 29, 2010

get a happy

To receive a warm, pleasant feeling; essentially the chaste equivalent of a boner.

I get a happy whenever I smell pizza. If he's doing something wrong, I want to know... because it gives me a happy.

by ACD8K January 21, 2011