A fork of Rural Dictionary
A janitor or bottom level ranch/farm employee. Someone who is responsible for the worst jobs working with animals like cows and pigs. Lower in rank than a ranch hand, cook, or foreman.
The animals went all over the barn last night. Go get the cowboy to clean up that crap.
The act of a male grinding or "dry humping" the lower back of his sexual partner with an accompanying vocalization "Uhhh Uhhh" for dramatic effect. Sometimes referenced as "The Jerm" similar to a dance move name like "The Robot" or "The Funky Chicken".
Jermed is referencing the act in past-tense. Jerming is referencing the act in present-tense.
While spooning, he gave her the Jerm as she slept but she woke up halfway through.