A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a females' labia minora is very stretched and so resembles a pair of Baggy Curtains
Female Q. "Did it feel good"? Male A. "Hell yeah, I was wearing your Baggy Curtains like hunting cap flaps they so long!"
A female, usually with large breasts, who deliberately attracts men's or lesbians' eyes to her tits by wearing a T-Shirt/top with an advertising slogan/logo/cute saying etc...Strategically positioned right across her tits. The professional Tit Teaser A female who is paid to wear a promotional T Shirt/top with the advertising positioned right across her tits
Q. "How can we promote our music this summer"? A. "get a Tit Teaser to walk around the malls and festivals"
ChickDicked When a woman wins over a man, especially in an academic argument. Or Any situation where a woman gives a man a real run via showing usually masculine tenacity
"I heard John was left with nothing after the divorce" "Yep, he was well and truly ChickDicked"!! A close call example "Who Do you think won the debate?" "Biden, but he was nearly ChickDicked by Palin!
When someone is being morose because they haven't got their own way they often pull a face and lip like a sulky Downs Syndrome
"Why can't I have it"? "because you can't, and you can take that Mong Face off as well"!
Sexual intercourse without any emotional connection. One night stand sex Popular with sex addicts and horny young males who cold fuck one partner after another
Scenario; cold fuck couple, Male has just ejaculated Female "hey, what about me"? Male - now sitting back at his computer looking for next cold fuck "finish yourself off then call a taxi"!
Film roles created for women with little or no acting ability Female actors who have nothing to offer the content of a film other than their Tit n' Ass as a contribution
Q. "seen the Fantastic Four yet"? A. "yep, great Tit n' Ass from Jessica Alba"! Q. "How do you rate Marilyn Monroe"? A. "Great Tit n' Ass"!