A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who books a room at a hotel and then goes into the bathroom and takes a massive womper sized shit in the tub for the room service to clean up. Often a Hotel Hustler will do the same in the hotel's pool
look out Holiday Inn, I'm a Hotel Hustler
The act of licking a wild deer's asshole and then letting it shit in your mouth and kick it down your throat. Then after the poo is consumed the wild animal drags you off naked, straps you into a chair, and then films you while your unconscious for it's hit reality show.
Don't go to Vermont, last time I was their I saw a man get Vermont Tupperwared
The act of leaving a small peanut sized shit inside the baby swing at your local playground for an unfortunate soul to set their child in.
Honey, Honey don't set Kevin in that one, last time he left a Playground Peanut
A person/pigmey mammal that slurps liquid substances off of sidewalks and roads, occasionally they may lick subway turnstiles
Jeff was a gross Sidewalk Licker before he went to rehab
Relating to a large group of ferrell black midgets, these microscopic gangs usually travel in flocks of 20 to 30, often members of a Junglebungle will sag their pants and undies.
Recent reports have witnessed a Junglebungle traveling around 3rd street