A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of climbing a mountain in order to perform sexual actions on a wild bear while covered in honey and sperm.
Can't for our trip this weekend Pam, we might have to do the rocky mountain bullet
The very wrinkly, old, and slimy sack of skin that swings below an old man's legs when he walks
Careful on the stairs dad, you don't want to rip your prune sack again