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n. vampyre. There are three types of nahualistic vampyres: energy, resource, and soul. These vampyres do not drink blood except in a metaphoric yet real way.
Example 1: The world is filled with soul vampyres, son - if you want to keep a job you better become one too or they will drutch you dry. Example 2: My wife only wanted me for my net worth and a baby. She got them. She's gone...vampyre. Example 3: Whenever I'm around him, I feel so drained, like he's a vampyre.
Noun. 1. A spiritual ghost. The entity is typically a human, and remains alive physically. Yet the relationship has died and they have removed you from their soul. (They may still remain in your soul, however.) Contrasted with the accurate use of terms such as "ghost," and "specter," the difference is that it is the relationship that has died. synonyms: specter, phantom, wraith, spirit, presence, ghost.
Examples: 1. "I'm afraid of her subic cuz it hurts my soul when she appears." 2. "It horrifies me to see a subic, because it is so hard to exorcise them--either you must force them to uproot and leave, or you must." 3. Subics are the only ghosts that have ever hurt me--at least when other loved ones die, I still feel their love and am comforted."
v. Get rid of evidence of a crime.
"It's time to clean up my shit before that asshole rats me out."
n. drutch. A common form of bullying, done to prevent yourself from being bullied by others. A common, yet toxic, social system. Practiced by social carnivores or soul vampyres.
Example 1: "It's a new job, so I need to find and victimize the drutch-omega on the first day." Example 2: "But what happens if I refuse to drutch others and don't want to be drutched?"
v. transitive or intransitive: To fraternize with other felons. A parole violation. Presumably from, "birds of a feather flock together".
intr. Janelle gone, she flocked herself back into prison. tr. Keep Gavin away from me, I don't want to flock.
n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP. ========= G-COPCAP n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators
The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.
torina vampyre: n. One of three classes of nahualistic vampyres: energy, resources, soul. Torina vampyres feed primarily on the soul--most dangerous class--but additionally sometimes can secondarily feed on all three. Extremely Dangerous: 1) they are humans in form; 2) they are narcissistic sociopaths or psychopaths who learned to wear a mask; 3) only their victims see them w/o the mask; 4) generally, they are ever rising in society to greater heights. First, they groom a victim. Generally, this is someone with limited social connections and resources, has low self-esteem or is naïve, is loving and kind, emotional, a friend to all, even virtuous DELICIOUS!, easy to manipulate. Next, smear campaigns are deployed to drive wedges between the target and their social network. These smear campaigns may be pure torina in the sense that the torina vampyre is accusing the target either of what the vampyre has done or is getting ready to do--inoculating the vampyre preemptively from investigations. Then begins gaslighting and other actual feeding. For an understanding of feeding, see: narcissists, narcissistic sociopaths, smear campaigns, torina, flying monkeys. torina vampyrism: v. An act or instance of vampyrism by a torina vampyre. Also: torina vampire.
A: "A vampire?!? Jill works in Human Resources and I see her in church every Sunday! She is one of the nicest people I know!!" B: "You are part of her base...which says a lot about you. She does not feed on her base. Woe to you if you ever are an outsider, though. You will see that she is a monster...a torina vampyre...but she will convince everyone with her lies, that *you* are the monster." He knew what he needed to do: torina vampyrism would transmute his dark and unquenchable hunger into what the sheeple would perceive as..."justice." He would be their hero, doing the Lord's work, while feeding on a virtuous person.