Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Coolmath

Coolmath was a website that helped teach kids math. Of course, no one used it for that, and now kids only play the games not involving math on there. All kids most likely played on the school's computers or something. Eventually, people realize that the games suck and they are clearly running out of ideas.

Joey: Coolmath sucks all they have is shitty games
Matt: True

by A_single_bean June 05, 2019

peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement

Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do

by A_single_bean June 01, 2019

Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}

by A_single_bean May 18, 2019

The Big Sad

1. An adjective to describe something beyond depressing that ended in failure/defeat.
2. A synonym for The Great Depression.

1. Joey: I heard you broke up with yo gf
Matt: Yeah...
Joey: RIP that's the big sad
2. The Great Depression, aka The Big Sad, took place from 1929 to 1939.

by A_single_bean June 02, 2019