A fork of Rural Dictionary
a wide eyed human of under 18 - eager to discover the world, but forced to attend a prison where they are force fed information and are left to be attacked socially by their peers while the teachers shrug. These poor creatures are in an environment where they are forced to fight tooth and nail to recieve a sliver of recognition from their peers.
Don't have a child unless you are ready to give up your freedom.
An individual between birth and puberty. (usually about 0-12 years old)
This 10 year old is a child.
tiny person who insists on shaking themself....constantly
"oh my god i swear if that child in front of me does not stop rocking in their movie seat i will roast them on a spit and serve them to the damned"
There are multiple types of children, so i'll list them here: Gamer: The 8-12 year old that you see on popular violent games, and the ones that you hear screeching swear words they don't even know down their microphone at you or the team you're in. They tend to be the most obnoxious, dumbest and unskilled players you'd probably ever see on a server. Way too spoiled by their parents, and progress to be basement dwellers or tesco cashiers. Innocent: The innocent is usually 3-10 and usually very cute, as they have not yet discovered the real world. People are drawn to innocent children as they remind them of a time long forgotten - when it was okay to be happy. Could either be smart or dumb, but both are cute, and both babble nonsensical bullshit that adults laugh at. Broken: A broken child is the polar opposite of an innocent child. ages 3-12, were the spawn of really shitty alcoholic parents who probably neglect them, and therefore, they become total maniacs and do stupid shit, and long story short, end up in prison. Children are the result of parenting, so if you got one, you better take good fucking care of them, because they are our future.
#1: Gamer: Your a fag go eat shit dick Me: Can you stop you stupid child? your hurting my ears, and my k/d ratio with your crappy skills. Gamer: Fuck off rapist! #2 Innocent: Whoa is that a train? lets go on it dad! please it looks so cool! Father, smiling: Not today buddy, not today. *under his breath* thats for when you're older and gotta use it to go to slave labour #3 inmate: So how did you get here? broken: My dad starved me so i took my anger out on a cop