Country Dictionary

segs

To have sexual intercourse. Another word for sex to disguise it in front of authority.

Douchey: That chick has some tig ol' bitties. On a scale of 1 to definitely, what are my chances of having segs with her?
Friend: I'd say highly unlikely.

pad thai

Slang for marijuana.

While we were driving to the beach, we smoked the pad thai and stopped at Bed, Biscuit and Beyond because we had the munchies.

toluptuous vitties

An alternative pronunciation of "voluptuous titties" created by switching the first two letters of the afforementioned phrase. Done so to disguise talking about the breasts of a woman who is nearby.

Dave: Damn, that girl has some toluptuous vitties.
Girl passing by: What did you just say?
Dave: Nothing.