Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

fizziwig

a guy or gal who has wikid hair

YO, michelle is a fizziwig dude

by aaron September 28, 2004

Stoogie

The act of crapping your pants while you're riding on a Subway in New York at exactly 10:37am Eastern time.

"Oh god the other day, on the subway, you know that guy that made that horrid stoogie...yeah that was me..."

by Aaron November 14, 2004

negroism

Anything not tolerated by white people, specifically related to black mannerisms.

Big Booty Hoes are fuckin' negroism

by Aaron July 01, 2003

Granny Haffing

Indicating the grandmothers afro.
Granny Haffing mean to touch the grandmothers afro
example. Patting

"Dude i just touched your granny's afro"
"That's fat"

by Aaron December 12, 2004

smuggle

To put something (anything) in your butt.

Daniel Blair likes to smuggle gerbles.

by Aaron October 28, 2003

zauchin

fat bastard that enjoys looking at other fat men naked.

Michael enjoys being a zauchin (Ex., Chris Bostany

by Aaron November 25, 2003

dildo propelent

A dildo being propelled into a chicks pussy with great force and rapidity. (making the bitch cum quicker)

"Valerie didnt like her boyfriend's 2 inch penis so she used her dildo propelent to have multiple orgasms."

by Aaron July 04, 2004