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(adj) not understandable, meaningless, nonsense

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A bitch. Used primarily when trying to sound like a pirate.

Aargh, ye scurvy she dog! Why don't ye show ol' Captain Jack yer booty?

Laughing Your Ass Back On This acronym is a retort to the popular (yet stupid) online phrase, lmao. It exposes the obvious stupidity of the concept of laughing one's own ass off.

hoeusmasrte>> I kik him in nuts! goodkitee10>> LMAO Joseph>> LYABO

Very much like touchy, but more so.

touchy feely is a phrase, BITCH

The upside-down "e" symbol you always see in dictionary pronunciation guides. Pronounced "uh" or "ih".

A schwa looks like an upside down e

A word that signifies the beginning of an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

"It's..." "Monty Python's Flying Circus!" (cue Sousa's Liberty Bell March)

Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.

"What do you mean, why's it got to be built? It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."