Country Dictionary

big cheese

Lovers of doherty classics (look that up) like Haircut 100

Farmer Scouts

Like scouts, but for culchies. Monaghan boys branch

I bet you were in the farmer scouts

Statue

Person who doesn't move from one end of the day to the other

Hey Statue, are ye confused.

Tution

Short for Prostitute. Used as responce to someone driving you mad, or for a slapper.

Hey, are ye a Tution?

Park your Bike

Otherwise refered to as a builders backside - ie bottom exposing itself from the top of your trousers. Somewhere to Park Your Bike.

Hey, park your bike! Jasus, put it away

Turning White

Shocked and pissed off. Usually caused by some moron giving people grief.