Country Dictionary

UPS

The best shipping service. Uber Parcel Service.

I wanted something quick, so I chose UPS. None of that white and green fedex shit.

fox news

A news channel for Republicans to get a hard on.

Fox News: We Report, Bill OReilly Decides.

ww2

The war that game developers like to base their games on.

I wanted to learn about WW2, so I played one of the eighteen million video games based on it.

cereal

The best food in the world.

I eat cereal all day long. It is good in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening, especially good for a snack in the middle of the night.

xxx

Teeter Totters having an orgy.

XXX, see all the teeter totters having sex?

edit

When you come back to a message board post and change something.

edit: typo. Or, edit: I got owned, and now I am hiding my dumb comments.