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Mourning Wood

When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.

Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood.. Dude: You mean like when you wake up? Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass

Mopped

When fighting/murdering someone, they may produce an excessive amount of blood. This will have to be cleaned heavily to remove any evidence, hence the term "mopped"

"Dude I heard Laroy and his hoodrats just mopped those spicks that were talking shit."