Country Dictionary

Pro-Abortion

One step beyond pro-choice. Polar opposite of pro-life. Origin: I hate sharing my shit with my younger siblings. I wish those bastards would have been aborted.

mom-"Share your shit with your brother, boy" me-"God I wish you would have fallen down the stairs."

pigs eye

The best beer ever. Cheap and exotic.

"That super hot babe stuffed a whole can of pigs eye into her vagina? Man!!!What a waste of beer."

Rob Zombie

This guy with a tired image who keeps doing the same shit over and over.

Rob - "OK, guys; this one's in D"

jack-off

Yo momma do!!! OOOHHHHHHWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

I'm really sorry I said that. Your mom is a great lady who loves your faggy-ass dad a lot.