Country Dictionary

Nature's Valley Granola Bars

The candy bar of health food

Person A-"Dude, I'm eating healthier, Im eating these new Nature's Valley Granola Bars!"
Person B-"Those are not that healthy, they are like the candy bar of health food...."

Neck-Vag

When old peoples neck fat droops down to form the shape of a vagina

Kid1: dood, did you see our old english teacher??
Kid2: ya why?
kid1: She has a total neck-vag!