Country Dictionary

Gworno

Gworno: a Hobo created on Hobo Wars by this guy, hes a cool guy cause he made this awesome hobo.

Wow thats a cool Gworno, i want a Gworno, can I have your Gworno? Hey you can't my Growno, hes my Gworno, go get your own Gworno bitch!

gynocologist

A minge inspector.

oh that poor gynocologist, he has the same problem as the pizza delivery man; they can both smell it but they can't eat it.

pobo

Pobo: cross between a hobo and a pedo. so if you see a guy wearing tatty clothing and has a pedo tash, hes most probably a pobo. Otherwise known as: Hobophile.

(man#1 walks out of oxfam) man#2: dude, shave that pedo tash off, you look like a right pobo you do.

willy wanging

When (mainly males) (unless you be a tranny) are totally naked and do circle movements with their hips so that they get their genitalia swinging round and round in almost-perfect circles. This action is usually done in front of a mirror: it can be very entertaining for guys ya know.

Guy1: Dude, you know that film 'Bruno'? Guy2: like, who doesn't? Guy1: yeah, i love the part where he flops his cock out and starts willy wanging. Guy2: are you bent?

I would

A phrase used by complete tossers who think they're a babe magnet:

Guy1: ah mate, shes so FIT Guy2: yeah mate, I would.. i'd bang her so hard Me: ummmm no you wouldn't; you're a prick