Country Dictionary

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minge

The minge is not the actual vagina, but the hair surrounding the area. On the labia majora and the pubic mound. Loose, shaggy hair that is not neatly trimmed, and may be a little fragranced with 'girl perfume'.

"My minge is so sweaty, and tufts of hair are coming out the side of my pants. Perhaps I should get a Brazillian."

by helen smellen July 31, 2004

minge

The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat

i was munching minge till my jaw ached

by Geordie February 07, 2004

minge

A particularly vulgar term for the haven that is sometimes shaven.

Also known as a Wizards Sleeve, Beaver, Muff, Fanny, Twat, Rat and, my favourite, Cunt.

A drunken male coming out of a nightclub may shout "Alright darling, can I have a go on your minge?!"

by Homer SexualSimpson August 16, 2007

minge

The name of Oprah's vagina.

Oprah never takes the time to play with the ol' minge anymore.

by PikaPikaPika May 24, 2006

minge

the minge is the fur around the vagina, often it is thick and tufty though some people shave and trim it

i like furry minges, the furrier the better

by CameronG July 19, 2005

minge

Cunt or Mott

Fuck me lads, she had a minge like the Jackson Five in a rugby scrum.

by Jamie April 13, 2003

minge

Vagina (UK) (Vulgar).

I love hairy minges.

by Gavin Morris April 12, 2003