Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

rape ape

Professional Boxer Mike Tyson

Remember when Rape Ape bit off that Holifield guy's ear? That fucking ruled!

by Aesop May 01, 2004

wolf gag

To gag someone with your finger while banging their ass, thus causing them to tighten up.

I wolf gagged my parole officer last night, he's my bitch!

by Aesop November 04, 2003

Hitler has a Roast beef sandwich

A woman that has shaved a landing strip shaved on her pubic area.

When she undressed, I was all like "Hitler has a roast beef sandwich"

by Aesop May 01, 2004

edthemf

The best person I've ever met, I love him and cherish him with my whole life and would die for him <3

Oocha Cooch: "Do you follow edthemf on TIKTOK?"
Peaches: "Yes."

by Aesop June 05, 2021

pussy hound

A guy who really likes pussy, really likes it.

I am a pussy hound!!!

by aesop November 07, 2003

white belt

Any sort of back petting urban hipster fan boy puss.

The Hemlock is afucking white belt trough

by Aesop May 01, 2004

muddle of pud

Nirvana for frat assholes

Muddle of pud and date rape ROCK!!!

by aesop December 02, 2003