Country Dictionary

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hot rail

The act of heating up a glass tube, then snorting methamphetamine through it and exhaling smoke.

We were doing hot rails with Paul Baloff.

by aesop November 07, 2003

maple bar

the area tween your genitals and pooper. The taint

My maple bar is like an itchy little bitch right now.

by aesop November 07, 2003

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop May 01, 2004

skank tank

a peep show.

I work at the skank tank.

by Aesop May 01, 2004

lumberjill

a butch dyke

That lumberjill over there looks like John fucking Goodman

by aesop December 02, 2003

boar_king_of_mountains

πŸ—πŸ—πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ🚫⚑ bossπŸ‘πŸ‘βœ…βœ…βœ…πŸšŽπŸšŽπŸšŽπŸšŽπŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ inosuke habishiraπŸ—πŸ—πŸ‘

Tanjiro: "Inosuke, what is your TikTok username?"
InosukeπŸ—πŸ’ͺ: " boar_king_of_mountains Gampachiro."

by Aesop July 12, 2021

boar_king_of_mountains

imsowgwi be sbanshsvajwhvs

Tanjiro: "Inosuke chew with your mouth closed!"
boar_king_of_mountains: "No."

by Aesop July 11, 2021