A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is skinny and can only be called this by someone who isn’t
Mat “oi jamie you’re a fucking Twig boy you skinny fuck”
Jamie “that’s the 3rd time today you’ve called me that”
Haslingden is a town in north west England filled with Nonces , drug dealers and underage drinkers.
Haslingden is indefinitely a great place to live.
Jack” Haslingden is shit”
Mat”you’re right”
When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole
Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”
Mat “sure thing Jim!”
Funny word that twitch band. (Sad)
Streamer “yo chat can we get some Poggers in chat”
Twitch “NO”
Something that i am definitely.
Jim”Hey Bob you’re a Trux fortuita”
Bob” what, hey fuck you”