A fork of Rural Dictionary
Short for the most amazing person ever. A person named Mat is usually extremely well endowed and is a god in the bedroom. Once you've met them you can't forget them. They will stay in your life forever.
Who is the most amazing, intelligent, funny, caring and all around nice guy you have ever met?
Mat
The most amazing and beautiful boy in the world. If you've got one, you probably can't imagine your life without him!
person 1: "oh my actual god, last night i hung out with paris hilton and ozzy osbourne. They took me to see metallica and then an after party with prince charles!"
person 2: "yeah? I hung out with Mat instead!"
person 1: "oh snap :( that shits all over my night, bitch :("
A magical rainbow unicorn that can fly and grant wishes (mostly wishes that have to do with cinnamon buns by choice). You can spot him around the pier.
Kristy: Hey have you seen Mat?
Monique: Yeah i saw him at the pier, he gave me some amazing cinnamon buns!
Kristy: I wish i had some cinnamon buns... DINKLEBERG!!!
Part man, part rat, part lightbulb. A creature to never be trusted. Absorbs life from people he encounters to feed his fucking massive arrogant ego. Often found wobbling his head whilst spouting shite about things he knows nothing about. Also gives out washing machine styled blowjobs
Mate whys that guy talking rubbish?
Ah, hes just a Mat
Russian obscene or profane language, constructed from 4 basic words, or roots:
khuy (cock), pizda (cunt), blyat' (whore), ebat' (fuck).
Any word derived from 4 basic mat roots, also considered mat. Examples: khuynia (bullshit, thing), pizdets, blaydski (fucking), ebanyi (fucking)
Mat is banned in public places, official speech and media, but almost every Russian use it.