A fork of Rural Dictionary
A expression used to discribe a large ammount of something. A unit in the metric system. When written as an expression, fT. Be sure not to confuse this unit with ft meaning foot.
Holy shit, Amy weighs a metric fuckton!
When two species, usually of the human verity, engage in sticking burning hot lightbulbs up one anothers anus.
Oh my god, thats a good burning sunshine.
When two males engage in anal sex and one male sticks his scrotum into the other males bumbum, then rips it out, shit and all.
Male says while looking at his shit covered balls: Look at those dangling chocolates!
A completely random word used to discribe something when your not sure how to discribe it.
Person1: Oh you know, uh that thingymajiggeramabobaritoish thing.
Person2: No I don't. Perhaps you should stop being so retarded and speak fucking english.