Country Dictionary

Kidding

The act of collecting kids and bring them into a white van, luring them by candy.

Derek: Hey what were you doing earlier? Creepy Pedophile: Oh I was busy kidding.

miss fuckeroni

The fugly ass old ass teacher that makes you wanna bleach your eyes out. She hasnt been fucked in years, her pussy is shrivelled up like a raisin!

Hey mate did you see how fugly miss fuckeroni) was looking today, i need to bleach my eyes out.