Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

permakitty

A cat whose adult size is so small that he/she looks like a kitten.

Every time people meet my cat they think she is an 8-month-old kitten. She is 2, but really tiny, so I call her a permakitty.

by Aikidokaratefan December 22, 2018

Ghost poop

The poop that slips right out and hides in the flush passage as the bottom of the bowl. The poop producer looks into the bowl, and finds that the turd magically disappeared.

I sat down to crap, and by the time I stood up to examine my handiwork, I saw that it was an invisible ghost poop.

by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014

Guitar fluffer

An assistant during a rock concert, whose job is to tune up each of the guitars and hand them to the guitarist (headliner) on stage during the concert.

As in porn films, the fluffer's job is to get the performer ready for action.

Stephen Stills performance maintained a lively, steady pace, using several different guitars. He played several styles of music. He handed off his guitar to the guitar fluffer, who gave him the appropriate instrument for the song, tuned and ready.

by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014

Purchase shaming

Being ridiculed for buying something, amounts to shaming.

My son saw my John Wayne Ranch jacket, and made fun of me for buying it. He purchase shamed me. I asked him, "Are you purchase shaming me?"

by Aikidokaratefan December 04, 2020