A fork of Rural Dictionary
My puppy looks just like a German Shepherd, but he stopped growing at 38 pounds. People think he is a 6-month-old pup.
My dog is full grown, looks like a German Shepherd, but is a small mutt. He'll just always be small; a permapuppy.
The gastrointestinal reflex that gets activated after smoking cannabis and having to evacuate one’s bowels soon after.
Often after I smoke weed, right afterwards my cannabicolic reflex kicks in.
General boredom and lack of interest with the Covid-19 ongoing pandemic.
I don’t care anymore about the latest COVID-19 news. It has dragged on so long I have coronapathy.
To make an item in such a way that it cheapens the quality, to make it look more expensive than it is.
This Chinese-made leather belt looks like it is made with expensive leather. Upon closer inspection, it has a thin plastic coating, instead of being polished and oil rubbed. It has been Chinafied.
A quiet, brief bark by a dog. It is a short, soft bark, so quiet it might not be audible in an adjacent room.
My dog heard a sound outside a gave a wooflet, warning me that something is going on that I should investigate.
Once he heard a knock on the door, he barked loudly.
When you are on the phone so long with tech support that you HAVE to go to the bathroom. It's #2; you can't just leave it there because your housemate will be mad. Even though it's tacky, you just wipe and flush, even though you are well aware that the tech support person can hear the toilet flush.
I was on the phone 3 hours today with tech support, IRS and couldn't hold my poop any longer, so I just did my business and support flushed while he was talking to me.
Another girl looks you up and down and sneers when she sees that you look hotter than she does.
That skank just gave you the "bitch look". Didn't I tell you that you're hot?