Country Dictionary

Alan Smithee

A pen name that directors use when they want to disown a movie they made. Can also be used for when someone is so ashamed of something they did.

Twilight was not directed by Alan Smithee. What a surprise.

Mrs. Crumplebottom

Someone who is opposed to PDA, nudity and the like, as well as having many old-fashioned ideas and views and dressing up in Victorian style clothes. Named after a character in The Sims franchise with the same mannerisms.

Mrs. Crumplebottom totally interrupted our date and hit me with her purse!