A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dogging can have one of two definitions: It is sometimes used as a term to take a dog for a walk - whilst also being a competitive competition. The other meaning, which most people on this site will recognise, is having sex in public, or watching two (or more) people have sex in public.
1. Honey, I’m just off to do dogging (take the dog for a walk). Ok, don’t get lost whilst doing it! 2. Why is that couple performing dogging (sex in public)? Keep it to the bedroom next time, weirdos!
A "blithering idiot" is someone who is somehow more stupid than stupid.
"Why is part of my cake missing?" "Why'd you put it there in the first bloody place?" " It was meant to be there, you blithering idiot!"
An alternative way of saying "fuck you" to someone - often used as showing disgust and is quite frequent in the UK.
You know what? You can take that job position and stick it up your arse. I'm no longer interested
A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.
"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"