Country Dictionary

Sitting on the heat seat

Sitting on the seat that is only used for masturbating and with the intent of masturbating.

Where's matt?

I'm not sure, but the last time I saw him, he was sitting on the heat seat, beating his meat

Big facc

<noun> A fact that is best left undisputed

Man 1: Did you see that girl over there?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: I'd love to do The Adele to her
Man 2: Now that's a big facc

The family bike

An alternative way of describing a slut

Man 1: Have you seen her? She looks like the family bike!
Man 2: Yeah, because everyone's ridden her!