A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone's jeans or pants tag is sticking straight up out of their ass.
Dan was looking good today except for that "ass fax."Seriously, I don't need to know what he's a size 30 and shops at Banana Republic.
A woman who is so anorexic, she looks about 40 years older than her real age.
Damn that chick is granorexic. Her skin is sagging around her face and she has caves under her eyes.