A fork of Rural Dictionary
Yeti: In other cases my ex girlfriend. Shes stinky and sounds like a wookie from star wars. She looks like one too and I hate her Fucking hair. She has rather large feet and looks like her father. All she eats is fish and tries to speak Japanese.
Bill: Omg theres the Yeti what do we do? Tom: Do you think we sould run?! Bill: No...Lets kill it! Tom: Ok! Bill: *gets sledge hammer and beats the yeti's face in* Tom: OMG THERES YETI BLOOD ALL OVER ME I'M GONNA GET AIDS! Bill: its ok Tom I have an potion! Tom: OKAY!