A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb. To boldly shit where no shit has ever been shat before, namely on someone else.
Dude 1 : I really wanted to Shatner that guy but he ran off in the Weinermobile with Elon Musk. Dude 2 : You mean they ran off in the Weinerrocket? Dude 1 : Nah, it hasn't been invented yet.
To go monumental is to be infatuated by one's ego to the point of acting in a exaggeratedly pretentious way. People who go monumental say things or produce art that is boring and crappy, while at the same time being ostentatious, overblown and pompous. This often creates a mental breakdown which causes the person who goes monumental to loose all contact with reality, and thus their very existence becomes utterly meaningless.
Guy 1: What's wrong with Larry? He's been acting like such a jerk! Guy 2: I know, man. He's gone monumental.
A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.
Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor. Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on? Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.
It's when someone who has gone monumental sticks a finger up his or her ass in a public space and draws a fecal mustache over his or her lip, and then proceeds to act in a ostentatious and annoying way, often flirting.
Guy: Why has everyone suddenly left the dancefloor? Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
To Wesla is to be Tesla savvy, but with a twist.
Girl : What is that shit on your computer?! Guy : Fuck that, bitch. I'm wesling! - meaning I'm using the verb To Wesla).
A pornography enhanced statement made after having scored in the business. Whatever that is.
Girl : What is that shit on your computer?! And why the fuck is your dick out?! Guy : Fuck that bitch! I'm doing the Wesla!
Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.
Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely! Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.